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im so fucking pissed off. knowing that we have a 13 hr drive ahead of us, my aunt is taking her fucking sweet ass time at walmart shopping for shit. I mean what in the fucking hell. we (mom and I) have been telling her for months that as soon as mom got off work, we are leaving for Alabama. but no. this fucking woman waited for the last minute to get everything ready. she was at walmart last night, and shes there now. IF YOU NEEDED TO GET SHIT THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU GET EVERYTHING LAST NIGHT WHILE YOU WERE THERE?!?!? THAT IS WHAT PISSES ME OFF.

and my mom is waiting for her?! im like why are you waiting for her?!?! lets leave her fucking ass behind. my aunt is the dumb fuck that waited for the last minute. and my fucking cousin is in his room asleep. are you fucking kidding me?! we should teach them a lesson and leave their asses behind so they don’t do it again.

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wefoodporn:

We Food Porn!

im sorry how is this food?

wefoodporn:

We Food Porn!

im sorry how is this food?

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munettie:

"Ghirahim…"
I liked SS Link’s pissed off expression. 

munettie:

"Ghirahim…"

I liked SS Link’s pissed off expression. 

ravenscupboard:

have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3

wiggly butt!

ravenscupboard:

have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3

wiggly butt!

some people settle for the typical things

some people settle for the typical things

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royal-tarts:

When you argue with someone who won’t admit they’re wrong.

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:D

:D

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Id make a cute guy if I say so myself lol

Id make a cute guy if I say so myself lol

lol omg I remember watching this video.
he cracks me up lmao

lol omg I remember watching this video.

he cracks me up lmao

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mintsui:

hot chicks were literally falling out of the sky and still dante didn’t like vergil’s party. sounds like you got something personal there bro

gonna cosplay as this guy. gender bend of course. going to be so badass

avtomative-porn:

The SIX KINGS.

omg…I just jizzed a little….

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